PDA

I have been sitting in the cafeteria for the past hour and a half, doing my online math homework since the internet in our house is on the fritz. I have not, however, been able to complete an assignment because I'm sitting across from the most disgusting case of PDA I have ever seen in my life. It's like a car accident- loud, tragic, may result in lots of blood, and could potentially induce some vomit from its witnesses. I would include a photo, but I figured at least some people should be allowed to hold down their breakfast.

If anyone is looking for me, I'll be in the ladies room, puking up my Special K.